Tell us in detail, cops will do very little and the city councils busy with enough neh saying and complaints.
I own a baseball bat.
I’ve seen the Sopranos a couple times
Lets go make mincemeat out of some people.
Just Kidding. Sheesh.
Ignorant pricks, punks and people are everwhere. Here’s what happened at my house this past friday.
Some pre New Years action happened at my house Friday night. Some kid visiting his family in the neigborhood decides to just walk into my house. “Hey hows it goin? My names Paul. Can I use your bathroom?”
My roomates had just returned from the bar and left the door unlocked.
So he uses the bathroom and has a seat on the sectional. Tells us his parents have lived here forever and that he knew the old resident. Bla Bla.
My roomate gets him a drink. My friend visiting happens to know this guy. All’s cool, for about five minutes.
“Can I smoke in your house?” – polite. I can deal with that right?
Then my roomate says “What’re you smokin?” – Honest question. We don’t want people over smoking Crack or Bannana peels right?
“I’ll smoke whatever I want in this place.” The lil punk starts Bippin. “I was in this house before you ever were and I will do what I want when I want.” Show me some respect.” “I’m a local and I’ll get my posse (Like his parents (and he’s white) were straight outta the ghetto) down here to level your house.”
I LOST it.
I told him to show me some fuckin respect more than once, and told him to get out.
My roomate takes away his drink and tries to pursuade him with the Luie.
He’s not leavin, budging or shutting the fuck up.
“I make more money in a day than 3/4 s of the world population” type crap.
So we escort him out the door, physically and I throw him off the front porch. It’s 3:20 in the morning but I’m yelling at him to get off my property.
Then he touched my bosses trucks mirror. BIGGER mistake.
I kicked his ass literally off the driveway and grabbed a four by four post out the back off the truck. I wanted to send the lil idiot home crawlin with a face only a mother could love, but this time of year, and I don’t know this guy right? He could be like 17, and I could be charged with assualt on a minor.
So he goes away and I’m still chatting with a friend in town and my cousin on msn (telling them what this guy did)
About ten mins later he’s on the road in front out of my house threatening to throw a rock through my window.
My roomate is out on the road (dancing around like the Million Dollar Man) And I’m puttin on the steel toes. (It’s like 4 O’clock and I’m pissed).
The kid grabs his cell phone and calls his “Backup” “Possse”
“Shits goin down man get down here to help clean-up” meanwhile he’s running away from my roomates dance routine.
I’m laughing my head off on the porch and my other friends videotaping the whole “Return of the Disrespectfull Punk” Documentary.
His freind comes down the road a few minutes later and then (after hearing what the kid was doing) tells his buddy he’s on his own.
The two kids leave.
Five minutes later ther’es a loud bang on the door. My roomates girlfriend comes out after going to bed when she first got home, goes to to the door right in between her boyfriend, and myself. The lil bastard threw punch and connected with my roomates girlfriend.
The one kid made it to his truck.
The other crawled home with a face only a mother could love.
I get back into the conversations with my friend and cuz, and it was like a bad Seinfeld episode “Who was he?” “Does he Know you?” and I kept replying, “He just walked in.”
Out on the street I can here my roomate saying, “He just walked in!”
I talked with my landlord who lives on the same street and I guess her husband went over and told the young guys parents that if any property gets damaged they will be reponsible for repairs, rent and utilities.
The parents claimed to not know the kids actions (walking into peoples houses without knocking), but say that the kid’s dealing with drug problems. Sure. Give drugs a bad name.
He told his parents he got beat up outside a bar cause he’s from another province.
What a Crock eh?
Anger and Alcohol Attitude and Ignorance.
Ps. Knock before you enter. eh?