Hey guys, did you know that lift tickets at Whitefish Mountain Resort will be $29 starting March 31st?
Fans: You are obviously pulling our chain or some such nonsense.
DC: No, it’s true!
Fans: What’s the minimum? Like 6 days?
DC: No minimum. Although, let’s face it, 6 days of skiing would be a lot more fun than just 5.
Fans: Well what’s the catch? Do we have to stay on the mountain or something?
DC: Nope, but you and I both know that would be a blast.
Fans: Do we have to be somebody special?
DC: You are somebody special.
Fans: Oh, stop it, you.
DC: But, yeah, $29 for everyone, no matter what.
Fans: Wow. Who’s running that place, Crazy Ernie?
DC: Who’s Crazy Ernie?
Fans: You know, from Crazy Ernie’s Used Car Emporium.
DC: Umm, no.
Fans: OK, well that’s a pretty sweet deal. I mean, you are pretty much the best place to ski, ever.
DC: Guilty.
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